Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Hit me baby one more time!

So I went to the grocery as I do basically every other day now and I went down the oil aisle, there was a sale of red palm oil, never heard of it and I'm always up for a new oil in my body or on my hair. 

Here I am walking down aisle 7 and this guy who is about to leave says hi to me, in return I say it back to him. He asks me how I'm doing and I say fine, ask him the same. He says something but due to being from a loud talking family, I ask him what and move closer.

He said I was really pretty and wanted to say hi. Asked where I was from and I told him. He told me he was from Wisconsin and he likes to tell people he's out of state because he notices how men treat women out here. That's when I knew he was going to ask for my number.

I have something known in the sexist community as "bitch face". See diagram below for a funny explanation. At first I thought this guy was just saying hello to me because of my face. I have had countless people over the years tell me to "smile" or "it can't be that bad" or anything to try and make me smile for some creepy reason. I was dressed in an Ariel shirt, too big tennis shoes, and was wearing my glasses. Clearly I thought this guy was just being nice in order to put a smile on my face (and in all honesty he did. Guys rarely hit on me and the last time I was kissed was by this not so bright guy on January 1, 2016, before that was... 5? years ago?).

Back to the story. He asked me if I was out here for school (not so much a college town more than I live near the college), I told him gosh now I've graduated already. Then he asked what brought me to the city, I told him it was I needed a fresh start, asked him the same. Then he said I've noticed a lot of women out here are either married or have 2 or 3 boyfriends. That's when I lied and said "I only have one." But technically it isn't one. My quasi-best friend is male, but if we're playing off that then it's unfair to say I have just one boy friend. Anyways, I told him I only have one. Then he said as long as you're happy that's what matters, and thanked for saying hi. 

He was nice, and I am 100% honest, if he were younger I would have totally given him my number. He has blue-green eyes, tanned skin and was very handsome. He just looked like he was in his mid-40s and I'm in my 20s. Now writing this out I feel pretty bad, he was attractive, I could have at least had an older hotish male friend.

Aye Mr. Sexy Man,
Megan

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